
Good luck, everyone and godspeed, Florida. What we do know is aboard was an Air Force X-37B Orbital Test Vehicle, which is fancy way of saying “mini shuttle.” It was unmanned, although given the severity of this storm, a trip to space doesn’t look so bad right now. The Falcon 9 was on a classified mission so we don’t know much. You gotta love the Space Coast, am I right? We have a major hurricane storm lingering out there and SpaceX shoots up a Falcon 9 and gives us a nice sonic boom as a reminder.

Do your part and drive safely, don’t be a jerk and know where you’re going. There are double the number of state troopers working the roads right now, so state officials are doing their part. It does a decent job of showing you which roads are experiencing major delays. Here’s a tip, use the traffic feature on Google maps. Roads are getting bottle-necked as more and more people try to leave. The Hurricane party begins Saturday, as that’s when we should start feeling tropical storm-level winds. Storm surge and flooding is how people get killed. You’ve heard it before, but I’ll say it again: Water is not our friend in a hurricane. Also keep in mind that Irma could cause a 10-foot storm surge in some areas. Remember emergency vehicles usually can’t cross the causeways once winds hit 40 mph, so keep that in mind if you stay (which you shouldn’t). Mandatory evacuations begin Friday at 3 p.m. Cocoa Beach and everyone along A1A, here’s looking at you, babe.

Brevard has issued a mandatory evacuation for Merritt Island, the barrier islands, coastal areas and some low-lying inland areas. It's football season, so you know, about time for one of these:

The most recent Atlantic tropical cyclone shares its name with the. Legit I just sent a care package to Texas on Friday.īahahaha. As Tropical Storm Don approaches land, Trump memes are approaching gale-force levels. Ya'll better not touch those Oreos before the storm hits: (And if you want to scroll on by, I’ve got what else you need to know about this hurricane below. So without further adieu, here are the best memes I’ve seen in the last couple of days. It’s scary and all, but once you’ve done all you can do, all that’s left is to take a deep breath and allow yourself a minute to mentally rest. Allow yourself to laugh at the situation for a minute. And that’s why I feel like we need another meme sesh.
